Watch: Olympic Champ Reacts to Caitlin Clark's Screensaver, Makes a Joke that Backfires
Do you remember Summer Sanders?
If you are, your name might be Summer Sanders, or you may be one of her family members. To put this in perspective, when she had her moment of sporting glory at the Barcelona Olympics in 1992, here were some of the people who were still alive: Richard Nixon, Audrey Hepburn, Kurt Cobain, John Candy, Jessica Tandy, Jerry Garcia, and Dinah Shore.
I mean, I hate to be morbid, but you remember those people, and you remember those people for being dead, and being dead for a really, really long time.
Those people were all still with us when Summer Sanders won two golds, a silver and a bronze in Barcelona. That’s impressive. It’s beyond the capabilities of all but only a minuscule percentage of Americans. And it will be in the record books as long as the record books exist.
But still, it’s not exactly Michael Phelps territory, which is why we kind of forgot she was still around unless we were regular viewers of the Pac-12 Network, a soon-to-be mothballed cable network of a collegiate athletic conference that has an equally shaky future, since 10 of its 12 members are leaving.
She also once hosted the first game show ever broadcast on HLN — formerly CNN Headline News — called “Keywords,” which I’m sure was watched by upwards of tens of people.
However, Sanders is upset. Why? Because WNBA phenom Caitlin Clark has Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in the history of the Olympics, as her screensaver on her phone. And not Summer Sanders! Can you believe it?
Yes, actually. Pretty much everyone could.
Sanders’ modest proposal for a change of screen-saver came on the TikTok account of “We Need to Talk,” billed as “The FIRST-ever all women’s sports show.”
It’s apparently a digital show put on by CBS that’s been around for 10 years and currently has 253,000 followers on TikTok and less than 50,000 subscribers on YouTube. To paraphrase a Matthew McConaughey character, those aren’t even rookie numbers and I don’t know how you pump them up after 10 years.
Oh, wait, yes I do: Get a once-famous Olympian to try to latch onto Clark-mania. In the clip, originally posted in April but which just gained viral traction now, Clark is shown in her University of Iowa uniform with her iPhone and a picture of Phelps as its wallpaper, noting that she has it there because “swimming in the Olympics, it’s pretty tough.”
“Hi, Caitlin, my name is Summer,” Sanders introduces herself. (Note to “stars”: If you have to introduce yourself, you aren’t one.)
“You may not know me, but I actually have been part of basketball for a really long time,” she said, referencing previous work doing light NBA and WNBA analyst duty.
“But before that, I was part of the chlorinated sport of swimming. And I know you have a really special screensaver, but I wanted to offer one up for you.”
Yes, and guess who it’s a picture of?
@weneedtotalk Summer Sanders GOT YOU, 22 ✌️🤝 #caitlinclark #iowa #marchmadness #finalfour #nationalchampionship #championship #collegebasketball #cbb #wbb #womensbasketball #hawkeyes #michaelphelps #olympics #gold ♬ original sound – We Need To Talk
Perhaps it’s telling that this didn’t even backfire on social media until the past week, when a few X accounts noted that this was a bit thirsty and “bizarre”:
Caitlin Clark has a photo of Michael Phelps as her phone screensaver, so now Summer Sanders is begging that Clark uses her Olympic photo instead.
I guess Clark can only be a fan of female swimmers now.
Absolutely bizarre behavior. pic.twitter.com/MoLrVz9Q8n
— Lucky (@TheMagaHulk) June 21, 2024
Why does everyone think they have the right to micromanage Caitlin Clark?
No one would be treating a male athlete this way, so you could definitely call Summer Sanders a sexist for her bizarre rant.
— EllyKayUSA (@EllyKayUSA) June 21, 2024
Who knows who Summer Sanders is?
— Rits de Boer (@BoerRits) June 21, 2024
“Who knows who Summer Sanders is?” the X user asked.
Nobody, that’s who. She’s someone who apparently thinks she’s iPhone wallpaper material for Caitlin Clark because she’s a woman and Clark is a woman and Michael Phelps is a man.
Even as a joke, it’s deluded. Next!
Look, I get that Clarkmania is the sports story of the moment now that Taylor/Travis and the Kansas City Chiefs are in offseason mode. I also understand everyone wants a part of it.
However, Summer Sanders: You were briefly famous during a period in which George H.W. Bush was the president, Joseph Biden was a young-ish senator from Delaware who was chairing the Senate Judiciary Committee, Barack Obama was a law professor at the University of Chicago, Nirvana still hadn’t recorded the follow-up to “Nevermind” (and Mr. Cobain was still very much alive).
Your fellow American Olympic champions in Barcelona included Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley and the rest of the so-called “Dream Team,” along with tennis star Jennifer Capriati, sprinter Michael Johnson, and literally nobody else anybody remembers. (That, for most of us, includes you.)
You had a moderately successful career doing various broadcast work. By “moderately successful,” I mean, better than the average person who makes a stab at a sports broadcasting career and ends up working high-school basketball games in Shreveport, not better than or equal to your fellow Olympian, Mr. Barkley.
That’s not a bad lot in life, as long as you’ve lived the rest of it successfully. Don’t get me wrong.
But you’re not Caitlin Clark wallpaper material. Even in a joking context, it’s embarrassing. Stop trying to make Caitlin Clark wallpaper material happen. Like “fetch,” it’s not going to happen.
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