"There is still a lot of vote left, but in the voting so far, Trump is narrowly but discernibly ahead," the Times noted.

“If there is a difference in interpretation, the Press Office may choose to withhold the transcript but cannot edit it independently."

"How nice to have a president who just gives out candy and doesn’t bite babies or suck on their toes," one pundit noted.

"President Trump is mingling with garbage men at his rally in Wisconsin. Meanwhile, Joe Biden is literally BITING BABIES."

Biden's (or his social media intern's) lame explanation succeeded only in calling renewed attention to the president's spite-filled rage.

Collins dismissed the Biden White House's sanitized transcript, but few Democrats have disavowed the more dangerous Nazi/Hitler rhetoric.

The White House knows Biden put his foot in his mouth as it tries to edit the president's labeling of Trump supporters as "garbage."

The former president covered much ground during his highly anticipated interview with Joe Rogan. This was one of the more solemn moments.

Nathan Wade had no trouble billing Georgia taxpayers for his White House meetings, but he's having a lot of trouble remembering them now.

The senator said that he "sided with Trump to end NAFTA and put tariffs on China to stop them from cheating."