Austin was admitted to a Washington-area hospital Monday and reportedly ended up in the intensive care unit for several days.

“It’s clear that Mayor Adams knows nothing about the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution," Texas Gov. Greg Abbott responded.

Apparently, Karine Jean-Pierre really thought this was a workable solution to the border crisis. One assumes Greg Abbott would disagree.

"The only way this war ends ultimately is through negotiation," an anonymous White House official said.

Michael LaRosa allegedly tried to bring dates to his room on a secure floor of a hotel where President Joe Biden was staying.

"With Hanukkah just over, and Christmas fast approaching, Americans are thinking a lot about gifts these days."

The Osprey became operational in 2007 after decades of testing. Since then, it's become a workhorse for the U.S. military.

"I’m like, ‘Like you wouldn’t do the exact same thing if you thought you could get away with it,'” Daniels said about the first son.

"Please, Hunter Biden. We know your dad loves you. Please stop talking in public," Psaki said, speculating about what the White House thinks.

The White House has given Americans a phone number to text President Joe Biden and let him know how well he's doing. Who's up for the task?