Thanks to relentless media pressure and threats of getting fired or ostracized, a stunning 81 percent of Americans got jabbed.

"Did you fill out the 5 things you did last week? If this is on your agenda, it would seem you are expendable," one X user wrote.

After mocking Jack Smith as "deranged," Trump said the frivolous weaponization of federal agencies must never happen again.

In a hilarious irony, the race-hustling Reid was fired by left-wing network MSNBC during "Black History Month."

Several members of Team USA expressed gratitude and awe that the president had called to wish them luck before the game.

“MAGA stands for trying to erase trans people from existence. MAGA stands for resegregation and racism," the gay-rights activist fumed.

“Mark and his disappearing trousers were the talk of the awards dinner later on," a witness who sat in the front row recounted.

Trump sued the Pulitzer Prize board after it refused to strip The New York Times and The Washington Post of their undeserved awards.

Heads are rolling at the DOJ on Trump's orders, after years of the agency being politicized and weaponized by Democrats.

"The United States faces consequential threats to our homeland. We must — and we are — focusing on security of our own borders."