Flashback: Hilarious Audio of 'Trump Pilot' Talking to Celebs Onboard Plane Goes Viral
During the lead up to the 2016 election, countless liberal celebrities remarked that they’d rather move out of the country than live in an America governed by then-Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
But after Trump was elected, the overwhelming majority of those celebrities balked at their prior promises and refused to leave the country, opening themselves up to incredible mockery in the process.
Along those lines, a satirical recording was released of what the pre-flight announcement from a “Trump pilot” on a flight ferrying celebrities to Canada might sound like.
Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.
“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for take off,” he continued.
The “pilot” proceeded to note that once the plane had reached cruising altitude, the attendants would come by to collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and would hand out beverages and crying towels.
“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed.
“We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”
You can hear the entire “announcement” here:
Frankly, it’s too bad that this is only satire.
If the liberal celebrities who reneged on their promises to leave the country were actually true to their word, everyone would probably be a lot happier.
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